dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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