So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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