I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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