We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
