i permit you to call me
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
