Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My liver just had a heart attack.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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