Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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