we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
