Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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