Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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