I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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