Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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