I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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