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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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