my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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