I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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