i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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