So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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