are you still at the devil's house?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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