I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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