the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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