Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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