They should really pass out barf bags in church
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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