One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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