apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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