I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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Everyone says I win the strip club
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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