im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
