She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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