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he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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