just tell him i said nine months
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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