Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
