Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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