well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
4 words: hood of his car
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
