Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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