I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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