Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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