I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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