i barfeds in our rink
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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