I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
