I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize