i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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