Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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