i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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its like you know when i get waxed
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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