Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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