yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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