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So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think my nap took me to another dimension
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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