I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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