So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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