He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
His nipple licking is glorious
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