As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
God I need to hump something, right now.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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