I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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