her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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