This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You've changed since you got that strap on
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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