Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
The adults are the big ones right?
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