hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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