What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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