just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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