so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
time to smoke my breakfast
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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