so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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