there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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