My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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