where am i from again
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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