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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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